WHO'S GONNA BANGKOK?

On the Koh San Road it seems the question really is: Who's going to notice that the cute thang chatting you up all charming with her bangin tits, hips smaller than The Boy With The Striped Pajamas' and tight little arse is actually packing a dong bigger than your own? (The Boy With The Penis). According to a bright young chap doing his bit to rep the upstanding US Military, sometimes a lack of cervix is the only clue. Welcome to Thailand.

We are flying the flag (really fucking) high for denim underwear (http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-didnt-realise-that-underwear-came-in-denim/249290131763621). The reasoning behind this is sound and twofold:
A) It's sexy; I've just had a wax ya know?
B) If you can see our Tampax string y'all know we got ovaries in there. Bona fide bitches. 

Come at us boys. 

Harry x